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woahhbree:

securelyinsecure:

Best episode ever

Can’t believe I haven’t seen this episode 😫

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giolikestowatchnetflix:

Best pick up line ever.

giolikestowatchnetflix:

Best pick up line ever.

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jaybiggsthegreat:

vandalyzm:

fat-feminist:

whatwouldmommywear:

africa-will-unite:

“I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to.” Chris Rock

Well, America in a nutshell

“The black man gotta fly to get somethin’ the white man can walk to.”

Absolute genius way to put it

Damn good point ;-)

jaybiggsthegreat:

vandalyzm:

fat-feminist:

whatwouldmommywear:

africa-will-unite:

“I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to.” Chris Rock

Well, America in a nutshell

The black man gotta fly to get somethin’ the white man can walk to.”

Absolute genius way to put it

Damn good point ;-)

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photosbyjaye:

dang on Coke Bottles

photosbyjaye:

dang on Coke Bottles

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midnight-sun-rising:

I LAUGHED SO HARD. 

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jacquid3:

When I realised she was talking about Toy Story I was in stitches laughing, thinking to myself if viewers didn’t know she was cray cray before this then this scene definitely cemented it. 

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automotivated:

American Classic (by squareddesign)

automotivated:

American Classic (by squareddesign)

lifeofnoir:

shitrodsays:

misguidedivory:

ooo-im-n-treble-g:

Black proverb: if one starts running, you run too. Don’t ask no questions til after we get to where we going.

Hell yea ^^^^^^

Life lessons

Done this a number of times.

lifeofnoir:

shitrodsays:

misguidedivory:

ooo-im-n-treble-g:

Black proverb: if one starts running, you run too. Don’t ask no questions til after we get to where we going.

Hell yea ^^^^^^

Life lessons

Done this a number of times.

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